Things In Bed And Guys Find It Disgusting, Or At Least A TurnOff. What
Are They Thinking? Who Are These Guys? And HOw Often Do They Get Laid
FOr Them To Act Like Divas?
The Thing Is, It's NOrmal To Let Things Slide When We Haven't Been
Getting Any, But As Time Passes And YOu COntinue To Sleep With The
Same PersOn Over And Over Again, YOu DiscOver Things AbOut Their
Bedroom BehaviOur That May Be, Well NOt To YOur Liking.
Read On To Find Out What YOu Have In COmmOn, Or Rather DOn't With The
100 Guys Our GREAT MINDZ CREW Surveyed Recently.
#1. SHE GRINDS HER TEETH ON YOUR PENIS.
If YOu Like This, Then YOu're A Bigger Man Than MOst. MOst Guys CannOt
Stand The Feel Of Teeth Grinding Against The Base Of Their Penis, Or
WOrse, Grinding Against The Head.
#2. SHE YANKS YOUR TESTICLES.
It's One Thing FOr HeR To Cup The Balls And Even Lick Them. It's A
WhOle Other Ball Game, Literally, When She Starts Pulling On Them As
ThOugh They're Detachable. AnnOying, tO Say The Least.
#3. SHE STICKS HER FINGERS IN THE WRONG PLACES.
By WrOng Places, I Mean YOur Butt. NOw DOn't Get Me WrOng, SOme Guys
LOve The Feel Of Having Fingers, Or Even Objects Inserted Into Their
Anal Cavities, But When There's No Warning Of What's AbOut To Occur,
It Can Be A Very Disturbing Feeling-- NOt To MentiOn It Can Make The
Rest Of The SessiOn Feel Very Awkward.
#4. SHE LICKS IT LIKE IT'S A LOLLIPOP.
While MOst Of Us Are Thankful When A Girl GOes DOwn At All, There Is A
WrOng Way And A Right Way To PerfOrm On A Man. When A Girl Begins
Literally Licking YOur Penis WithOut COvering It With Her MOuth At Any
POint, It Can Lead To FrustratiOn And RUIN The SensatiOn.
#5. KEEPS SUCKING WHEN YOU'RE SENSITIVE:
She Sucks The Head Of YOur Penis, YOu AlmOst Hit The Roof, Tell Her
It's Sensitive And FOr ReasOn, She DOesn't Listen And COntinues To
Suck On It Like A MadWOman. Usually, HOwever, This Happens After
Ejaculated, So YOu Can Tell Her Off WithOut Fear Of NOt Getting SEX.
Just Kidding.
She StOps DOing What YOu Like, She Pinches YOur Nipples, And Ofcourse,
She Farts.
#6. STOPS DOIN SOMETHING YOU'RE ENJOYING
YOu're Saying Things Like "Oh Yeah," "Right There," "This Feels So
Good," "That's Perfect," And What DOes She Do? She StOps What She's
DOing And Starts DOing SOmething Else. What Dah...?!?!?
#7. SHE PINCHES YOUR NIPPLES EXCESSIVELY.
It's One Thing FOr Her To Kiss, Lick And Even Gently Suck YOur
Nipples, But When She Starts Trying To Tune Into TOKYO, The PrOblems
Begin. Why WOuld Any WOman Think That Pinching Our Nipple Into
Numbness Is A Good Idea? It's Appalling.
#8. TALKS TOO NASTY
It's One Thing To Have A WOman Talk Dirty; We Like That, It's A WhOle
Other StOry When She Overuses WOrds Like "Daddy, Nasty, WhOre, F*CK,"
And A WhOle Bunch Of Other Derogatory WOrds That I Am Too Ashamed To
MentiOn. Just Kidding, It's Because We Tend To AssOciate WOmen With
SOftness, And Although We Fantasize AbOut Nasty Girls, We DOn't Want
Them To Get Too Nasty.
#9. SHE's INSECURE:
It's One Thing FOr A WOman To Be Shy, But It Really Ruins The Mood
When All The Lights Have To Be Off, The COvers Have To Be Over BOth Of
YOu, And Of COurse, She Backs Out Of The ROom Facing YOu. It's Just
WrOng And If It Turns YOu Off, YOu're NOt AlOne.
#10. SHE WON'T TRY NEW THINGS:
YOu Want To Get Into SOme New POsitiOns; She's NOt Having It. YOu Want
To ROle-Play; She starts A Fight Accusing YOu Wanting Her To Be
SOmeOne Else. YOu Want To Ask Her Friend Donna To JOin The Two Of YOu
In The Bedroom; She Thinks That YOu Desire SOmeOne Else. Okay, Maybe
The Last One Is Pushing It A Little Bit, But It Is TOugh Spending Time
With SOmeOne WhO Isn't On The Same Sexual Wavelength As YOu.
#11. SHE CONSTANTLY QUEEFS.
It's One Thing When She Lets Out A Random Vaginal Fart. But When They
Are A COnstant In Every Sexual EncOunter, The NOise Can Definitely
Have A Negative Effect On Our MOrale. Even If It Is Partly Our Fault,
NO One Likes The SOunds Of Farts When They're Trying To Get Off Or Get
It On.
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