4 TYPES OF RELATIONSHIPS THAT WILL NEVER MAKE YOU HAPPY!

You May NOt Think There's Anything WOrse Than Being AlOne, But There
Is. Being In A RelatiOnship That DOesn't Make YOu Happy. Because Then
YOu're Just Staring At All The Happy PeOple And Getting Depressed That
YOu Aren't Them. Ofcourse, It's Easy To Keep IgnOring The Issue Than
To SeriOusly Analyze YOur RelatiOnship, Which Is What YOu ShOuld Be
DOing. So, I Challenge YOu To Take A Step Back And HOnestly Try To See
YOur RelatiOnship FOr What It Is - Even If It's NOt That Pretty.
There Are Patterns- Certain "Types" Of RelatiOnship That PeOple End
Up In. And I HOpe YOu're NOt In One Because That Means YOu're
Definitely NOt As Happy As YOu COuld- And Deserve -TO BE.
#1. THE RITE OF PASSAGE RELATIONSHIP: "YOu COuldn't Be MOre WrOng FOr
Me, But I'm Still GOing To Let YOu Suck The Life Out Of Me Until I
Have NOthing Left To Give Because I EnjOy A Challenging PrOject. " I
Have FOund This RelatiOnship To Be A Rite Of Passage FOr Every WOman
On Earth. SOme Learn. Others Will COntinue To FALL Into This Trap
Until They Either Despise MEN Altogether Or They Snap And End Up On A
Lifetime TV Special.
#2. THE WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER WAAAY TOO LONG RELATIONSHIP:
"I'm Pretty Sure This Has No POtential Of GOing Anywhere Meaningful,
But We're BOth Too Lazy And NOn- COnfrOntatiOnal- So Let's Just FOrget
To Break Up And Be Eternally Unsatisfied, SOund Good?" This Is A
COmmOn Result Of A LOng High School RelatiOnship That Carried Over
Into COllege, In Which The PersOn To WhOm YOu Were Originally
Attracted Has NOw GrOwn Up IntO An Entirely Different PersOn.
UnfOrtunately, BOth Parties Are Usually Too Lazy And COmfOrtable To
End It So They Will Go On To Have A Miserable Existence.
#3. THE I DESERVE BETTER, YET I DON'T RELATIONSHIP:
"YOu Treat Me Like Crap. I Like To COmplain AbOut It To EveryOne, But
FOr SOme ReasOn I Never Leave YOu. Infact, I'm So Desperately And
COmpletely In Unrequited LOve With YOu That I Am Satisfied With Being
The Object Of YOur NOn-AffectiOn Until YOu Ultimately Dump Me. After
Which, I Will Shed Rivers Of Big, Fat, Elephant Tears, And Eat Myself
Ugly." This Is Just Sad, But I See It All The Time.

#4. THE ALL MY FRIENDZ ARE ENGAGED/IF I DON'T HAVE KIDS SOON MY MOM
WILL LOSE ALL REASON TO LIVE RELATIONSHIP:
"Alright. This Is As Good As It's GOnna Get. "Okay, So MOst Of Ya'll
Ladies Aren't To This POint Yet- Or At Least YOu Better NOt Be! But
Once YOu Have Graduated And EveryOne Starts To Get Married, YOu Will
NOtice A LOt Of Girlz Settling Due To LOneliness, Peer Pressure, A Bad
Experience On Match.Com, Or The Desperate Need FOr A SecOnd IncOme.

SO StOp Traveling DOwn The LOng, Bleak ROad To A LOveless Future. StOp
StariNG At The Happy PeOple. It's Time To BecOme One.
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