SIGNS YOU MAY BE AN ATTENTION SEEKER!!!

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Everybody Knows At Least One In Their Life. I'm Talking About The
Person Who Needs All Eyes On Them At All Times. If You Can't Think Of
That Person, You May Be That Person. Though There Are More Positive
Ways To Receive Attention, These People Aren't Patient Enough To Wait
For You To Take Notice. It's Their World And The Sooner You Take
Notice The Easier Their Behaviour Will Be To Swallow... Or Maybe Not.
It's Time To Recognize The Signs•
1• THE MADD FLASHER:
We All Like To Dress In Ways That Compliement Our Physical Attributes,
But Your Pants Are Tight And Your Top Is Super V-Neck And Stretched To
Capacity. You Know That You Can Barely Breathe But You're Okay With
That Because "Pride" And "Joy" Are Out For Killer Season. Most Of Your
Wardrobe Promotes Boobs Or Bottom In The Worst Way, Muffin Top
Included. What's Wrong With Dressing For Your Size?
2• THE MASTER STORY TELLER:
Whenever You Tell A Story, There Are Not Pictures But You're Clearly
Illustrating. When Someone Asks How Your Weekend Was, You Say
"Girls..." Then Close Your Eyes, Bite Your Lower Lip, And Commence
In-Air Pelvic Hip Thrusts. We're Now Aware That You Thoroughly Enjoy
Your Weekend And You Only Said One Word. When You Are Vocal, We Enter
The World Of Over Sharing. Whether It's In Person, On Facebook Or
Twitter, You've Probably Said Too Much, Your "Friends" And "Followers"
Know Every Aspect Of What Your About To Do And What You Already Did.
Why Are You On Social Media If You Can't Keep It Real, Right?
3• THE TROUBLE MAKER:
If An Argument Ensues With Another, You Go Off The Deep End,
Especially In Public. What Do You Look Like Walking Away From Somebody
Who Obviously Needs A Piece Of Your Mind? You Begin Talking About
People's Mother, Using Words So Vulgar, Men In A Bar Fight Would
Cringe. The Words That Come Out Of Your Mouth Are Just Insane And You
Love The Shock Value Of It All. Your Friends Aren't Off The Hook
Either. The Last Thing They Want To Do Is Cross You, Because You Have
A Master Arsenal Of Secrets, That You're Willing To Submit As A
Facebook Status. Of Course You Won't Include Their Name In The Status,
But They Have To Know Who's Boss. Isn't That The Forum To Vent On
Anyway?
4• THE MATERIAL GIRL:
You Found A Fair Amount Of Success In What You Do Professionally, Or
So You Say. According To You, There's Nothing You Don't Have. You Send
Out Tweets Asking If You Should Get The New Ipad Or A Full Breed
Shitzu. There's Never Anything Dull Going On In Your Life. Everything
Sounds Extravagant. When Someone Asks What You're Doing, You Say "I'm
In My Benz On My Way To Meet A Very Important Client At A Certain
Place." The Simpler Answer Would've Been That You Were Working, But
Simple Is Lame, And You're A Mover And Shaker. Heck, Even Celebrities
Know Your Name. Friends Should Be Lucky Enough That You're Still Down
To Enough To Chill With Them. Feeling Yourself, Much?

5• THE POSER:

Pictures Are Worth A Thousand Words, But Your Pictures SCREAM, "NOTICE
ME." From The Seductive Glares, Down To The Over-The-Shoulder Booty
Pose, You Ensure That Everyone Is Aware That You're Hot And You Know
It. The Constant Picture Updates Are Great But Now You're So Addicted
To Posing That You're Taking Pictures Even While You're In The
Restroom. No, You're Not Using The Mirror To Take A Self Portrait.
You're Bending Over The Sink And Posing On Toilet Seats. Is That What
You Call Creativity?

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