Facebook-Stalking Him Daily, Here Are SOme Guidelines FOr Navigating A
Crush Online•
1• ANY TERMS OF ENDEARMENT:
If He's NOt YOur BOyfriend, DOn't POst Terms Of Endearment-No Matter
HOw Cute Or HilariOUS- On His Wall. Signing Off With "xoxo" Is AlsO A
HUGE NO-NO•
2• "LIKING" EvERYTHING ON HIS WALL:
A "LIKE" Isn't A COnversatiOn, It's Merely An Agreement That YOu Share
Similar Viewpoint. The Odd "LIKE" IS Fine, But Use Them Sparingly. If
YOu Like Everything Online, YOu'll BecOme That AnnOying PersOn Who
CHOSES To Agree With AbsOlutely Everything The Object Of His/HER
AffectiOn Says•
3• "I THOUGHT OF YOU:
If YOu're NOt Dating, DOn't Admit To Thinking ThrOughout The Day-
Especially NOt In A Public FOrum Where His MOm Can Read COmments•
4• ASKING HIM/HER OUT:
If She POsts "Craving Pizza TOnight," DOn't RespOnd With "I Wana COme
Over? I Was Just GOing To Order A Large PepperOni" On Her Wall. Send A
Private Message Instead. DOn't Put Her On The SpOt Or Giver Her
Friends Teasing AmmunitiOn•
5• CONVERTIONS ABOUT MUTUAL FRIENDZ:
It's Exciting To DiscOver That A Crush Has MOre Mutual Friendz With
YOu Than YOu Originally ThOught , But DOn't Extend That Excitement
Into A GOssip SessiOn On Either Facebook Walls. Even Private
Messaging About FriendS Isn't Wise, As It Might Appear As Though
YOu're DOing Research•
6• LYING ABOUT MUTUAL INTERESTS:
If Half Of His PhOtos Are Of Him Windsurfing And YOu Have A Fear Of
The Water, DOn't Pretend To Want To Learn Just To Impress Him•
7• EVIDENCE THAT YOU ARE CYBER-STALKING HIM/HER:
If YOu Spend The Afternoon Reading Everything Ever POsted On Her
Facebook Page- FOllOwing Links To His/Her PersOnal BLOG, Even-DOn't
Initiate COnversatiOns Based SOlely On YOur Findings. If The CRUSH Is
Mutual, YOu'll Have The Chance To Get To KnOw Each Other In PersOn And
Hear The StOries First-Hand, NOt Just Splice Them TOgether FrOm
Fractured COmments And POsts•
8• COMMENTS ON HIS/HER PHOTOS:
As With "LIKES" Keep Photos COmments To A Minimum. And Never, Ever,
Call YOur Crush "Haw.t"
9• SPEAKING Of "HAWT," Spell Like A GrOwnUp:
Text-Speak Often Reads As A Juvenile And Immature. Choose Grammar•
10• PLAYING HARD TO GET:
Teasing, Sarcasm And COyness Are LOst In TranslatiOn Online. Unless
There's An "I'M Just Kiding, I Actually Really Like YOu" FOnt, Make
Sure The WOrds YOu Type Have A Clear Meaning. YOu DOn't To Be Written
Off Because Of A Misinterpreted Sentence•
Has A "CRUSH" Ever POsted SOmething On YOur Facebook Page Which
COmpletely Turned YOu Off?
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